About Us

Welcome to Grand Sarcasm Tees, where we believe that laughter is the best medicine (unless you’re allergic, then maybe consult a doctor). Founded in 2024 by yours truly, T.J. Pennington & Chris Campbell, right here in the heart of Kansas City, we’re on a mission to sprinkle a little humor into the lives of grandparents everywhere. Because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good chuckle while wearing a shirt that says, “Age Gets Better With Wine”? (We’re not saying it’s a lifestyle, but it’s definitely a vibe.)

Our collection is like a treasure chest of wit and whimsy, designed for those who appreciate the fine art of sarcasm (and maybe a little bit of sass). Each tee is crafted with comfort in mind, so you can strut your stuff at the family BBQ or while dodging unsolicited advice from the in-laws. We’re all about showcasing your unique personality—because why blend in when you can stand out like a flamingo in a flock of pigeons?

At Grand Sarcasm Tees, we’re not just selling shirts; we’re spreading joy, one snarky slogan at a time. So, whether you’re a grandparent looking to make a statement or just someone who enjoys a good laugh (who doesn’t?), we’ve got you covered. Join us on this hilariously grand adventure, and let’s wear our sarcasm with pride! (Just remember, if anyone asks, we’re “vintage” not “old.”)